Saturday, November 12, 2011

Have the Raiders really won more playoff games than the Cowboys have since 2000?

Duh! Trick question. Anyone who's won a playoff game since 1996 has won more than the demented CowPies. They have ZERO wins in the postseason since then. Since the Raiders went to a Super Bowl in THIS century, well, you don't have to do any more research. And why would you WANT to? Indeed, this explains why the most important skills for Cowsissie fans are: the ability to believe delusions, the ability to yell very loud, the ability to turn one's remaining teeth a lovely shade of swamp water green, the ability to drink too much and make less sense than a lampshade, while hanging on one.

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